"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/01/2014 at 01:35 • Filed to: None

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Apparently Nissan Micras worldwide have been giving their owners this message.

shpuker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/01/2014 at 01:37

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That's actually pretty slick. Good move Nissan.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/01/2014 at 01:38

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It's better than having Japanese katakana warning you your engine has intermittent problems.

Ian Duer (320b) > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/01/2014 at 01:39

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As opposed to what? Norwegian katakana?

Bad Idea Hat > Ian Duer (320b) 01/01/2014 at 01:42

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Even better, Finnish katakana.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Ian Duer (320b) 01/01/2014 at 01:44

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Ian Duer (320b) > Bad Idea Hat 01/01/2014 at 01:45

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Hell why don't we go for an isolate like Basque or Ainu.

Ian Duer (320b) > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/01/2014 at 01:47

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I'm not much of a linguist, more of a mathematician, but I see some hirigana and kanji in there. Woooo. First pedantic asshole post of the new year.

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/01/2014 at 01:57

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That... can make up for the overly-cuteness of the last generation of it.

cuts_off_prius > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/01/2014 at 02:33

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Some articles said it's coming to America. One was spotted outside the Nissan US HQ. Social media marketing ploy by Nissan? j/k I don't see room in their lineup here though considering the Versa Note exists (we often have limited selection of models in America so yeah).

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Ian Duer (320b) 01/01/2014 at 02:44

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I kind of derp'd at the writing system as well, ehehehe...

Anywhoo, someone actually translated bits of it - Tire rotation and periodic maintenance.